'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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