Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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