I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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