Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
my god I love twenty year old dicks
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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