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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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