AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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