Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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