Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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