i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
