Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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