What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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