I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Use "feeling words"
Yay
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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