i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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