I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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