Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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