I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
we're so committed to being not committed
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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