You smell like stripper and shame
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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