After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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