Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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