I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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