Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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