lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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