I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize