plz talk dirty to me
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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