The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Did I show you my penis last night?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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