Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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