You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Randomize
