Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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