Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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