Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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