Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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