i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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