Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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