The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's rum buckets o'clock
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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