Christians are straight up FREAKS
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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