Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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