ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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