Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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