Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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