Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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