sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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