it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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