nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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