I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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