STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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