WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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