Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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