What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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