i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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