): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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