Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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