If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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