PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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